function f-sirius ()
{
# Just a bit of silliness ... I might remove it ... then again, I might not...

bold ; clear
printf "\n\n\n\n"
green
echo "Hello there..."
sleep 1
magenta
printf "\n\n"
printf  "Thank you for making a" ; yellow ; printf " humble" ; \
 magenta ;  printf " script from the" ; green ; printf " Sirius Cybernetics Corporation" ; \
 yellow ; printf " very happy."
printf "\n\n"
green

printf "Oh," ; yellow ; printf " Brave" ; green ; printf " New World ..." ;\
 green ; printf " Oh," ; \
 green ; printf " I" ; yellow ; printf " love" ; green ; printf " my" ; yellow ; printf " job..." ; \
 green ; printf " *" ; magenta ; printf " *" ; yellow ; printf " *" ; green ; printf " *" ; red ; printf " *" ; \
 white ; printf " *" ; red ; printf " *" ; green ; printf " *" ; white
printf "\n\n"
magenta ; printf "Here's a" ;\
yellow ; printf " special treat" ; printf " for" ; yellow ; printf " you," ;\
green ; printf " as a" ; yellow ; printf " valued customer..." ;
green ; printf " Please wait while I think..."
echo ; echo
yellow ; printf "Thinking" ; magenta ; printf " is not my strong point..." ;\
green ; printf " Oh, you had better hit the " ; yellow ; printf "\"Any\"" ;\
green ; printf " key..."

read -s -n 1
echo
bold
printf "\n\n"
setterm -background red -clear rest && sleep .2
printf "\n\n"
setterm -background yellow -clear rest && sleep .2
printf "\n\n"
setterm -background green -clear rest && sleep .2
printf "\n\n"
setterm -background cyan -clear rest && sleep .2
printf "\n\n"
setterm -background blue -clear rest && sleep .2
printf "\n\n"
setterm -background magenta -clear rest && sleep .2
printf "\n\n"
setterm -background black -clear rest && sleep .2
printf "\n\n"
green
echo "Hope you enjoyed your little rainbow. We brainless script robots like to thank our users."
echo
printf "I would tell you to" 
yellow ; printf " Have a Nice Day," ; green
printf " but I'm told some humans find" ; yellow ; printf " orders" ; green ; printf " annoying."
echo ; echo
yellow
echo "You can go back to the menu now - the \"Any\" key should do it. "

read -s -n 1

clear
printf "\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\t"
echo "The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation apologises for the inconvenience. "
sleep 3.5

white
f-fun
}